How many pathetic white flighters are there on the island, and how much would they pay to listen to a drunk they cannot even vote for?
The answers are 700, and £17.50. What sad lives
some people must lead to hand over a day's worth of benefits.
Don't get it?
OK I'll try again.
Apparently Nigel Farage (the most notorious racist
comedian since Bernard Manning did everyone a favour and died) is
speaking at The Gaiety on November 11th.
I'm not sure which joke is sicker, the date or the
fact that the organisers can boast 700 tickets have been sold at
£17.50. What, exactly, does a racist throwback who scrounges EU
funds have to say to an island which can neither vote for his moronic
party in the UK nor send one of his fellow parasites to Brussels,
because we play no part in that assembly either? And what half-wit at
the Department of Fun missed the significance of the date?
Anyways, when the half-cut one and his fans do
show up so will some genuine Manx people. We will leave these
no-hopers to bore each other to death inside, but leaflets from Hope
not Hate will be distributed outside from about 6.30 PM. So if you
don't spend much time in post offices, but secretly always wanted to
know what a long queue of losers look like when not collecting
benefits, come on down and join the fun.
4 years ago