A while back I was laughing at the clueless ‘street pastor’
scheme, whereby those few special constables the Manx police force can persuade
to patrol Douglas’s deadly dull streets as the pubs chuck out now at least have
brightly clad evangelical ‘care in the community’ cases to talk to.
As I said at the time, this bonkers phenomenon seems to be
taking off in quiet towns with no history of late night disturbances – which seemed
odd. The only common traits seemed to be grandstanding small town politicians
along with close links between redneck police forces and the most mentally challenged
brands of the godbothering racket. In short, a recipe for more faith-based
lunacy and another drain on the rates.
It was no surprise that such nonsense would eventually reach
the island – given the number of what P. J. O’Rourke calls ‘moral buttinskis’
blundering around government buildings looking for a handout – but if geriatric
spinsters want to make up for wasted lives by watching daft adolescents spew
down their tasteless T-shirts around Friday midnight, let them. Got to be more
fun than flower arranging or whatever else they spent their previous six or
seven decades doing.
Now a friend ‘across the water’ (he's another close observer
of faith-based lunacy) has more evidence of this fad. It started when he
noticed a Guardian article (see http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/aug/21/street-pastors-beaches-young-people)
uncritically parrot an obvious press release (see in more detail at http://www.christianpost.com/news/uk-ministry-patrols-beach-town-assists-drunk-youth-80381/
). So far, so unsurprising. Private Eye,
amongst others, has noted that even the press bible of the bleeding heart
liberal is carrying rather a lot of one-sided twaddle from rank amateurs at
present – possibly linked to the same falling sales and staff layoffs the
entire print press industry is seeing.
Then he looked further and saw much more on the same line,
such as http://www.leightonbuzzardonline.co.uk/community/boost-for-street-pastors-1-4176829
, or http://www.thisisscunthorpe.co.uk/Gran-87-Messingham-believed-oldest-street-pastor/story-16726376-detail/story.html
, or http://www.newswales.co.uk/index.cfm?section=Community&F=1&id=24896
and
http://www.bromsgroveadvertiser.co.uk/news/9861831.Street_pastors_prepare_to_step_out_in_Bromsgrove/
.
Note at once – eerily similar claims and stories, which give
away the source of all such stories as a common one, which is certainly not any
of the dreary bible-bashers currently causing small town drunks to redecorate
high street pavements with even more of the alcohol and spirits industry’s produce
even faster.
The stunning thing about these phenomena is that the
movement has spread around the UK
without one police force doing background checks which should immediately interest
any half-awake Fraud Squad.
The 'charity' behind it is the Ascension Trust, which has actually
been registered twice. First in 1994, when it managed to run until 2010
without once filing accounts or even basic information to the England &
Wales Charity Commission. In turn, behind that was an odd evangelical from Ghana who I seem to remember was the
subject of numerous complaints and suspicions - never investigated because
of his friendship with police officers who tried to introduce the Guardian
Angels (also closely linked with evangelicals - Seventh Day Adventists in
that case) to London.
In 2008 the Ascension Trust re-registered but still didn't
file any accounts until 2010 (i.e. the last possible moment before the Charity
Commission could have instigated strike-off). The source of £682,20K of the
£776.20K declared income is described only vaguely as ‘charitable
activities’, and the 'charity' doesn't do any fundraising. In short, since 1994
the charity has never made any satisfactory explanation as to how it raises
funds or what it does with the loot, and has been allowed to get away with this
on the dubious grounds that it is a religious group 'helping' busy police
with good works.
If you check the latest examples, you'll see that the new
groups tend to start in quiet towns with no record of late night violence and
general drunken disorder, and the volunteers tend to be elderly
white churchgoers of limited education and - well, let's just say they
tend to have had quiet lives! This is significant, as is the way that new
groups spring up in areas where godbotherers have more than a little influence
on local police through police liaison committees and so on, and also places
where professional police officers are being pulled off the street in favour of
either special constables or those community wardens/police support officers
(i.e. volunteers and part-timers with little or no training and no powers of
arrest).
Police, councils and indeed the organisers of the
new groups have all bought into the myth that the charity started in
inner-city, multi-racial London giving practical help to police and
calming potentially violent situations - a myth which seems ever less
likely, especially given that the first version of the trust was so carelessly
recorded by officialdom. As the new groups spring up, the original myth is
being buried and only the claimed exploits of the new volunteers are recorded
by journos who don't find time to look further, and the press cuttings in turn
are the evidence offered for the next group along the line to start. Perhaps
there's also some sort of franchise deal where the groups are expected to make
a contribution to the Ascension Trust from whatever 'expenses' or 'charitable
donations' local authorities make to their 'patrols'.
Steady little earner for the trustees, I’m sure, but probably
only par for the course. Evangelical scamsters everywhere feed on not so much
actual social unrest as the lazy tabloid mythologising, then use it to pimp
their dubious schemes to cash-strapped local authorities. Public money is thrown
down the drain, but no actual lives are altered for the better. All
window-dressing, but do we blame the venal bible-bashers and their pyramid
schemes, incompetent local authorities, lying local politicians, or lazy local
press? Or all of the above?
And should we worry enough to stop it, or should we just
have a quiet chuckle at yet another crazy addition to the curious subculture
that passes for modern nightlife?
(hat tip to John Hunt)
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