Catholicism. Just say 'No'.

Vincent Nichols, the latest Archtwit of Westminster, was supposed to be the Vatican’s secret weapon.
The media savvy intellectual who was going to put all us gobby heathens in our place. The anecdote to all the belly laughs caused by the stream of misanthropic irrelevance spouted by his predecessor.
Fat chance, as his latest lame-brained interview with the Torygraph proves yet again.
Apparently Facebook is driving kids to suicide. No, honestly, the Archtwit says so at http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/religion/5956719/Facebook-and-MySpace-can-lead-children-to-commit-suicide-warns-Archbishop-Nichols.html. And he’s a really, really important clergyman so he knows these things and we should be terribly grateful that he takes the time to tell us poor, unedjumacated sinners.
Cos, you know guys, he cares about us. Well, more than he cares about kids who get their lives screwed over by priests anyway, because when they want to self-harm or commit suicide it’s just attention seeking and Vinnie’s god doesn’t like that sort of thing.
Sorry, I just fell off my chair laughing again. Any smackhead trying to flog a broken TV he pulled out of a skip could come up with a better sales pitch than this loser.
Honestly kids. It doesn’t matter how bad your day has been, or how many people and things in your life have got you down.
Catholicism just isn’t worth it.